Who Runs This Dump?
I'm just another happily eccentric semi-recluse who plays too many videogames and watches too many movies. I'm a once-professional film critic and sometimes-game designer with a need to validate my own ego by making people read opinions on things they could just as easily experience themselves. Hope you enjoy!
i take requests!
disclaimer
this website is rated PG-13 for thematic content, some language, brief nudity, and fake novelty poop
Archive by Score
- 10 out of 10 (It's a classic!)
- 9 out of 10 (Genre perfection)
- 8 out of 10 (A solid flick)
- 7 out of 10 (Good but flawed)
- 6 out of 10 (It's alright)
- 5 ouf of 10 (Switzerland)
- 4 out of 10 (A spirited failure)
- 3 out of 10 (Just bad)
- 2 out of 10 (It's a trap!)
- 1 out of 10 (So bad it's good)
- None out of 10 (MY EYES!!)
Archive by Genre
Special Programming
Archive by Title
- begins with a Number
- begins with A
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- begins with U
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- begins with X
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Archive by MPAA Rating
^ that's no moon...
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