Snakes on a Plane (2006)

A fantastic example of a completely missed opportunity, this B-Movie tries to be an A-List summer tent pole, and just collapses in on itself in the process despite its awesome title. Best parts of the movie are the bits the internet wrote for it in the lead-up. Superfluous nudity and graphic violence doesn't serve the movie, and actually only unbalances it. It's a good thing Sam Jackson's career is as bulletproof as Chris Walken's, I doubt we'll hear from anyone else in the movie ever again. Except maybe Anthony Anderson... I'm sure the movie world breathes a sigh of relief at that revelation.

3 out of 10.